KristenBegins...

If I was on twitter, this is what I’d write today:

• Kristen is annoyed that Macey deprived her of 7 minutes of sleep this morning.
• Kristen would like to hire a maid for her dogs…. Or teach them to do chores.
• Kristen is mad that she did not charge her ipod and must exercise in silence.
• Kristen wishes gym girl would wear some more clothes.
• Kristen hates running. today.
• Kristen thinks conference calls are the death of productivity. Anything over 30 minutes is way too long.
• Kristen is hopeful she will find a reception site this weekend.
• Kristen is not hopeful she will find a reception site and is instead thinking eloping to Tahiti would be the better option.
• Kristen is hungry.
• Kristen realizes how old she is by her lack of patience for high school students and how she can’t help herself from giving them dirty looks for being loud while she peacefully tries to enjoy lunch with her friend.
• Kristen wonders what she would have thought of her fiancé had they gone to high school together.
• Kristen and Laurie are contemplating all the ways yum yum sauce (ya’know, the orange sauce at Hibachi places) could be used.
• Kristen’s job requires a lot of time on the phone causing her to not like to talk on the phone after hours.
• Kristen is sad at the prospect of change.
• Kristen thinks people should respond to e-mails that are sent to them. It is just bad manners not to.
• Kristen would like to one day be as articulate as her boss.
• Kristen stands firm on the fact that she will never join twitter. This is exhausting.